Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch

you have got to be kidding me! recent email i received from a total stranger, per my blog...

---WOMEN ARE GODDESSES-
I have a very unusual request and hope you are open minded for it and also make some VERY easy cash if you want to

My name is Mark and I live in the northside of Chicago. I am looking for lady friends who are open minded and like to do unusual things. You have a very pretty face and I thought I would take my chance and ask you and hope for the best. My profile goes into detail. In short, I am looking for ladies/models (18-55) to literally walk and stand on me for my new trample homepage/soon to be website or just for fun.

If you dont like your picture taken but still would like to or be willing to walk and stand on me just for the fun of it, please write me back. I know its different, but I am a good friend. I can even compensate-if you pose or do it for fun.. Normally, I pay 70 dollars for less than an hour of your time. Please know that I only offer cash as you are giving up your time to help me, so it is only an incentive. I mean no harm or have no intentions by making you feel cheap. If you are open to voluntarily walking on me, that is wonderful.

I BELIEVE IN SAFETY-Meeting someone is always risky, I understand. Whatever you would like to do to ensure safety is fine with me. I respect that.

Please add me as a friend here as well, if you like or are open to what you see.

Please write back and let me know what you think either way. I would so greatly appreciate it and it would help me to not repeat contact.

Thank you.
Mark

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow.

Sign me up!!! How often are you invited to walk all over people?

Olivia Hein said...

funny thing is, he doesn't have to invite me! i'll just walk all over him, naturally!
i prefer to step on people in order to climb the corporate ladder. :)

Anonymous said...

"The people you step on going up are the asses you'll kiss on the way down."

Who is the freak? I bet he like it if you kick him in the nuts too.

Olivia Hein said...

i believe the important word is "freak".

Please see my past posting titled "The Freaks that I Attract" (no offense, Kurt).

Remember Pete? (Please see posting titled "For Pete's Sake!") he wanted to kiss my feet.