Things to note about my appearance today:
1. My socks have snowmen on them.
2. I am now rocking a mullet. No idea where it came from, but I woke up this morning and it was’ business in the front and party in the back’. Haircut is on Thursday, so I am only rocking it for another 48 hours.
3. Clogtastic!
4. I am wearing a long scarf today and when I sit down, the ends fall on the floor. Earlier today, without thinking, I rolled back in my chair and practically strangled myself. I figure it’s a matter of hours before someone walks by and finds me passed out on my keyboard, my scarf tangled up in the wheels of my chair.
5. The guy at Borders called me “sir”. That can’t be good.
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