Two things -
First, thank you Matthew for inducting me into the Romance Embargo. I am in search of a pot belly pig as we speak. Tonight our brilliant minds will come together over cider and we will devise a plan to take over the world. Can't wait... (and yes, Laine, the top of our list is that margarita pipeline I informed you about the other day.)
**Last night he mentioned not getting me a good Christmas present this year...doesn't he know that he gave me THE BEST GIFT I HAVE EVER RECEIVED last year? Seriously, he never has to buy me a gift again for the rest of his life, and he will still be the king of gift giving.**
Second, I got a card yesterday in the mail. I love getting mail that isn't a bill. And I was so excited to see that it was from my friend Tony (who never sends me cards!). I opened up the card and on the inside was written the following note:
"Unscramble this: U S T L"
Tony - with friends like you, who needs fuck buddies!?! :)
Now it's your turn:
Unscramble this: C O K C S U C K R E
love you too - you whore.
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