Laine, I hope you have a better day today!! And don't forget, if you are feeling frustrated at work, just turn to the person next to you and say, "Your mom's a whore, go fuck yourself". That will usually do the trick!
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you are so sweet - thanks for the nice note and pick me up. I think I will share that with someone today.
I thought today was off to a good start, got a good night's sleep, no bad traffic coming to work.
Then my boss decided he was in a bad mood today due to events that occurred before I even arrived that didn't even have anything to do with me. So I walk in his office and he says, "I might bite your head off"... ouch
Then while I am talking to him he takes a personal call (which is really frustrating). then after he hangs up he says "women - you all are crazy with getting your car fixed. it's like you have no clue"... seriously.. I don't think I had that coming.. isn't that sexist or something or stereotyping.. i mean really
wow, that's amazing. did you respond by saying, "your mom's a whore...go fuck yourself"?
i really think that is the only and best response to a sexist comment like that.
shit laine...i thought my boss was bad because she said she wants to be like a mom to me! you win this round...you have the worst boss. next thing you know he will try to take your stapler (or even worse (gasp!) your door!!!)
Laine you should if said "Well, I'll know how to fix a car when you know how to please a woman, you sick fucking pig."
That might do the trick...or get you fired. Then you can move back to Chicago and I can stop hearing about it from Olivia. (Oh, shit. This is her blog isn't it. Damn it!)
One thing you never want to do is insult a mother. If you thought 'hath not know a woman scorn..." or something like that...replace 'woman' with 'mother' and all HE-double hockey sticks breaks loose.
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you are so sweet - thanks for the nice note and pick me up. I think I will share that with someone today.
I thought today was off to a good start, got a good night's sleep, no bad traffic coming to work.
Then my boss decided he was in a bad mood today due to events that occurred before I even arrived that didn't even have anything to do with me. So I walk in his office and he says, "I might bite your head off"... ouch
Then while I am talking to him he takes a personal call (which is really frustrating). then after he hangs up he says "women - you all are crazy with getting your car fixed. it's like you have no clue"... seriously.. I don't think I had that coming.. isn't that sexist or something or stereotyping.. i mean really
so I'm done venting now
wow, that's amazing. did you respond by saying, "your mom's a whore...go fuck yourself"?
i really think that is the only and best response to a sexist comment like that.
shit laine...i thought my boss was bad because she said she wants to be like a mom to me! you win this round...you have the worst boss. next thing you know he will try to take your stapler (or even worse (gasp!) your door!!!)
Laine you should if said "Well, I'll know how to fix a car when you know how to please a woman, you sick fucking pig."
That might do the trick...or get you fired. Then you can move back to Chicago and I can stop hearing about it from Olivia. (Oh, shit. This is her blog isn't it. Damn it!)
oohh!! i like kurt's suggestion! get fired and move back to chicago. then i can start bugging kurt about getting sadia to move here...
good stuff. he isn't usually like that tho - that's the weird thing. but i definitely win today
Be careful whose mom you say this to... Some of us would slap you into next week.
mom
beware guys...she's serious. :)
One thing you never want to do is insult a mother. If you thought 'hath not know a woman scorn..." or something like that...replace 'woman' with 'mother' and all HE-double hockey sticks breaks loose.
my mom can level you with a look. she doesn't even have to say anything, she just has to look at you.
*shiver* scary...
(i like your H-E-double hockey sticks reference)
When deciding what to do, just keep in mind the long of things that would absolutely kill your mother.
By the way, the look is hereditary. Angie has it now.
mom
i heard that gavin gave the look to someone.
angie about fell over when she saw it.
love you!
~Olivia
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