Our roommate has a serious drinking problem:
1. It was difficult to get him to leave the bar last night. Then again who'd want to leave if you could have watched Adam's Apple and Retard Woman making out.
2. He stayed up to continue drinking alone, watching Iron Monkey 2 for God's sake
3. He now wants to ride a bike to work at night b/c he doesn't want to drive drunk. Though this is a noble proposal, I think that limiting your alcoholic beverage consumption on work nights to little or none would be more responsible...like pulling out.
Lastly and most importantly....
Remember movie camp that they had during the summer that a lot of dorky kids went to? Well I think that the easiest way to turn that stereotype around would be to have a new improved movie camp..... PORNO MOVIE CAMP!!!! I think that is where all the cool or curious kids would go.
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