An inventory of Lulu’s birthday party:
-1 Birthday Girl
-1 Piñata filled with candy
-1 cow’s tongue
-A handful of ballet dancers
-1 bag of pork rinds (with ranch dressing)
-1 beaten Piñata
-1 can of Evil Eye
-1 chocolate cake
-1 Adam Ant cd playing in the kitchen
-1 destroyed/mangled Piñata
-A slew of writers from the Fiction Workshop at Columbia
-1 C&B lady
-1 stocked liquor cabinet
-1 Jello mold
-6 or7 improv artists from Second City
-1 game of Pin the Tail on the Donkey
-1 angry lesbian
-2 Yoga instructors
-1 flaming Piñata
2 comments:
but was there a pinata?
that is a party staple
the real life of the party was the angry lesbian. she beat that poor pinata, and then lit it on fire, while mumbling (just loud enough for everyone to be scared shitless) death wishes to the lady who broke her heart.
she should just get a blog.
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