

The first meeting of The Romance Embargo was held last night. We established a constitution, and here it is.
**Any article can be amended at any time**
Founder and President of the Romance Embargo = Matt
Vice President and Secretary of the Romance Embargo = Olivia
1. First rule of the Romance Embargo is don't talk about the Romance Embargo.
2. Down with Excel.
3. No Dating till after 40 (then it's just casual sex cause you're too damn old anyway)
4. Monthly meeting will be held at a pub.
Official Drink of the R.E. - from midnight till noon = coffee
from noon till midnight = cider
Official Movies of the R.E. - Fight Club and Old School
Official Pet of the R.E. - Pot Belly Pig
Official TV Show of the R.E. - LOST (cause that's what we really are)
Offical Shoe of the R.E. - Pumas
Romance Embargo Agenda
1. Margarita Pipeline Project (from Mexico, through Texas, to Chicago)
a) Frozen, strawberry, sugar
b) budget money for project
c) form a committee to oversee and impliment the M.P. Project
2. Take over the world.