Monday, January 15, 2007

A Fly on the Wall

Here is your chance to hear what goes on in the minds of those attending the Golden Globes.

Vanessa: "What's a fur coat without a rat's nest? See my hair does make sense with this outfit. It's called coordinating. My eyebrows hurt."

Sienna: "Tending sheep is hard work. I think I should start yodeling, maybe it will distract people from staring at my braid."

Jennifer Love: "What am I doing here? How did I get invited to this?"

Reese: "I am hot. Ryan, you done fucked up." (Seriously, Reese, those are some fabulous shoes and I LOVE your hair. Well played, Reese.)

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Reese *was* gorgeous. It was kind of sad to see her by herself. I didn't realize how used to seeing Mr. Hot Thing next to her until last night. I still think their breakup is sad.

Biggest shocker of the night for me -- Drew Barrymore. She cleaned up nicely! I was expecting another green, see-through, saggy boobs number. What a pleasant surprise.

Anonymous said...

My post above is barely English. Sorry about that. I'm usually so much better with my grammar. It's a good thing it's not Intergalactic Arrogance Day. I wouldn't be able to brag.

Anonymous said...

When I first saw Drew I exclaimed to Michelle, "Holy Cow, she looks incredible!"
Drew is also a recent break-up. Perhaps the new hotness for '07 is to dump the boy and then get incredibly sexy.

Hmmm...perhaps this year will be a good one for me. :)

-Olivia