Kurt and I went down to the loop to look at the Marshall Field's windows. The theme this year is Cinderella.
Tuesday, November 22, 2005
The Windows
Kurt and I went down to the loop to look at the Marshall Field's windows. The theme this year is Cinderella.
Monday, November 21, 2005
He Brought His A-Game
The perks to getting your car vandalized:
1. you get to buy new shoes
2. you get to drink Mexican Hot Chocolate
3. you get to buy a new IPod and ITrip
But the absolute best part of the day was I got to spend it with this guy. :)
"When Life Gives you AIDS, Make Lemonaids"
I had my car broken into on Sunday morning. They got my cd player...
(Sarah Silverman is hilarious!)
Webisodes
Jimmy, Amy, Kurt and I began our weekend shooting pool.
We also had a vocab lesson from Mr. Pennypacker, himself. Now we are all cool!
Friday, November 18, 2005
Thursday, November 17, 2005
Handicapped
Highlights from last night's bowling:
Mark (Kal El) bowled a turkey
Noel is popular! (and that's all that really matters)
Jon Bon Jovi "Living on a Prayer"
The Dana Frame - Cowboy style
It's all about strategy
Wednesday, November 16, 2005
May I Have Your Attention Please
Introducing the most annoying person on the face of the earth. Mr. Tony Danza, everyone!
Tuesday, November 15, 2005
Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch
you have got to be kidding me! recent email i received from a total stranger, per my blog...
---WOMEN ARE GODDESSES-
I have a very unusual request and hope you are open minded for it and also make some VERY easy cash if you want to
My name is Mark and I live in the northside of Chicago. I am looking for lady friends who are open minded and like to do unusual things. You have a very pretty face and I thought I would take my chance and ask you and hope for the best. My profile goes into detail. In short, I am looking for ladies/models (18-55) to literally walk and stand on me for my new trample homepage/soon to be website or just for fun.
If you dont like your picture taken but still would like to or be willing to walk and stand on me just for the fun of it, please write me back. I know its different, but I am a good friend. I can even compensate-if you pose or do it for fun.. Normally, I pay 70 dollars for less than an hour of your time. Please know that I only offer cash as you are giving up your time to help me, so it is only an incentive. I mean no harm or have no intentions by making you feel cheap. If you are open to voluntarily walking on me, that is wonderful.
I BELIEVE IN SAFETY-Meeting someone is always risky, I understand. Whatever you would like to do to ensure safety is fine with me. I respect that.
Please add me as a friend here as well, if you like or are open to what you see.
Please write back and let me know what you think either way. I would so greatly appreciate it and it would help me to not repeat contact.
Thank you.
Mark
---WOMEN ARE GODDESSES-
I have a very unusual request and hope you are open minded for it and also make some VERY easy cash if you want to
My name is Mark and I live in the northside of Chicago. I am looking for lady friends who are open minded and like to do unusual things. You have a very pretty face and I thought I would take my chance and ask you and hope for the best. My profile goes into detail. In short, I am looking for ladies/models (18-55) to literally walk and stand on me for my new trample homepage/soon to be website or just for fun.
If you dont like your picture taken but still would like to or be willing to walk and stand on me just for the fun of it, please write me back. I know its different, but I am a good friend. I can even compensate-if you pose or do it for fun.. Normally, I pay 70 dollars for less than an hour of your time. Please know that I only offer cash as you are giving up your time to help me, so it is only an incentive. I mean no harm or have no intentions by making you feel cheap. If you are open to voluntarily walking on me, that is wonderful.
I BELIEVE IN SAFETY-Meeting someone is always risky, I understand. Whatever you would like to do to ensure safety is fine with me. I respect that.
Please add me as a friend here as well, if you like or are open to what you see.
Please write back and let me know what you think either way. I would so greatly appreciate it and it would help me to not repeat contact.
Thank you.
Mark
Your Mom's a Whore...
Laine, I hope you have a better day today!!
And don't forget, if you are feeling frustrated at work, just turn to the person next to you and say, "Your mom's a whore, go fuck yourself". That will usually do the trick!
And don't forget, if you are feeling frustrated at work, just turn to the person next to you and say, "Your mom's a whore, go fuck yourself". That will usually do the trick!
Ray and the Fundamentalists
My good friend, Ray, spent last weekend in Mississippi rebuilding homes for the victims of Hurricane Katrina. He went with a group of church people, who ended up being quite fundamental. He encountered a whole lot of crack dealers, a lumberyard run by a Klan member, and a 14 hour road trip discussion on abortion and Dubya.
Ray, you are awesome. I am glad that there are people in this world like you, who are willing to take time to go rebuild a home for someone. Now, Ray, tell me...when did Christ enter your heart? (good grief!!)
Monday, November 14, 2005
Cooking with Kurt
Cooking pizza, from my point of view:
watch kurt mix ingredients in bowl
watch kurt pour me a beer
drink the beer
chat with kurt while dough rises
watch kurt roll out dough
continue drinking beer
offer myself another beer
watch kurt cook the crust
watch kurt spread homemade sauce on crust
continue drinking beer
watch kurt spread cheese on sauce
watch kurt season pizza
watch kurt cook pizza in oven
keep drinking beer
eat pizza
finish beer
take my plate to the kitchen and claim "i was helping"
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