Happy Birthday, Carisa!!




Every now and then I am reminded what a HUGE compliment it is that people say I look like Maggie G. (I'm not even going to try to spell her last name.)
Well played, Maggie. You look marvelous!
Now let's talk best and worst dressed at the Oscars! I'll start: best is Maggie and worst is a tie between J. Lo (and her creepy face) and Kelly Preston (with her WT, leopard-print frock).


This girl has done lost her damn mind. Did you hear that last night she showed up at a hotel in L.A. without any ID, any credit cards, any money, or any friends? Oh yeah, and she was trashed. She tried getting a room but the hotel wouldn't accomodate her so TOURISTS offered her a place in their hotel room.
So she, of course, accepted the offer. Cried a bit about how nobody likes her, asked them to buy her a bikini at the hotel gift shop and then went down to the hotel pool to shave her legs.
Britney is the new Anna Nicole.
**This just in - Brit-Brit's back in Rehab!**