Thursday, February 22, 2007

Go Fug Yourself


Oh, Penelope:
You're such a delicious dish: why would you serve yourself in plain brown paper wrapping like this? It it perhaps an environmentally conscious statement on the wisdom of using paper rather than plastic bags at the supermarket? Because I was always taught to bring my OWN bag, and therefore, you should be wearing a green sack that reads WHOLE FOODS on the side. In other words: NICE DRESS, TREEKILLER.

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