Katie's Bad Wardrobe Decision

OK, I'll be the first to admit that I have a strange fascination with Katie Holmes. It could be because her daughter is adorable (even if Cruis-azy!'s cousin is the baby-daddy). Or perhaps it's because I can just imagine her reaction the first time she's told she's acting Covertly Hostile. Or maybe it's just cause she's tall with brown hair and I tend to befriend women who are on the tall side and who have brown hair.

So if the stars were to align and Katie were to join my long cast of female friends who are tall with brown hair, well then as her friend I would have to sit her down and tell her the following:

Serious to GOD, woman! Snap out of it! Do you see what you've done to yourself? You've tight rolled your jeans! Have you no shame? Have you no pride? Have you no escape from the clutches of Tom Cruis-azy and his life-size doll of L. Ron Hubbard?

And for Christ's sake you've got a daughter watching your every move! Not to mention a crowd of paparazzi! Now pull yourself together and unroll those pants, pronto!