Last night, Kurt and I realized it's just a matter of time before the paparazzi catch on to our relationship. We have observed how the photogs have treated Bennifer (Lopez), TomKat, and Bennifer (Gardner). So we felt it best to be proactive about the unavoidable future.
Therefore, we are offering up a poll. We would like to know what name you think best suites us. Now remember, t-shirts will be made of this, late night talk show hosts will refer to us with this, and this will be plastered all over every glossy magazine currently in print. Here are the options
A. Kuvia
B. Kurvia
C. McCacker
D. Pennycain
We are open to other suggestions, if you have them. Please leave a comment with your vote. Votes will be tallied at the end of the business day.
Thanks!
5 comments:
Pennycain.
Olivurt has a nice ring.
Looking forward to the music...
i think you should go away from the combining of the two names thing...that is so '05.
but what about something like:
The Tawdry Twosome.
I would buy a t-shirt with that on it.
or
the cottonmouth couple.
i have no idea what either of those means.
but if someone called me "tawdry" i'd be honored...
josh, you are always thinking outside the box!
i will offer up these ideas to Kurt!
am having second thoughts about the cottonmouth couple.
makes you two sound like a bank-robbing duo, who puts cotton in your mouths to disguise your voices.
actually, that's pretty cool. not to mention tawdry.
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