Ok, on the right of your screen is a new link for "Pink is the New Blog". It is the funniest blog I have ever read. It is purely about celebrity gossip and trash talk, and I love it! So please, take a moment to read today's blog entry...it is well worth the time!
And a million thanks goes out to Jen for sending me this awesome link.
6 comments:
Gasp! That's me Jen!
Okay here we go ...
#1. Britney looks sooo much better w/out those extensions. Now she's got a hair do similar to mine. I heart her.
#2. I love Joaquin Phoenix and wished that Trent would post more pics of him!
#3. I hate Lindsay Lohan. I think she's a crack whore.
#4. I'm amazed I was able to compose this e-mail since I'm now BLIND from the pictures of Star Jones Reynolds.
My take:
1. Brittney does look so much better now that she's stopped eating cheetos, got rid of the extenstions, and doesn't have that rap-star-wanna-be loser hanging on her arm.
2. I heart Joaquin.
3. Lindsay Lohan is a crack whore. And she admitted it! I can understand why Wilmer dumped her ass.
4. Star Jones' husband is whiter than I am and gayer then the author of "Pink is the New Blog". She scares me.
5. And again, why is Nicole Richie disappearing? Eat something already!!
I forgot about poor Nicole. I was sooo blinded by the Reynolds hijinks that I totally blew past Nicole and blow problem. I didn't realize that she wasn't Lionels child. She's only adopted by him.
Oh! And I read on another website today ( http://www.hotmommadrama.blogspot.com/) that my celebrity boyfriend Joaquin Phoenix has been shackin' up w/ L-Lo. Here I thought he was leaving show biz to be w/ me. Dammit!
wait, you can't have Nick Lachey and Joaquin Phoenix as your celebrity boyfriend. you need to share :)
i need me a celebrity boyfriend. my requirements are over 6 feet tall, not scientologist, brown hair, and brown eyes. any ideas?
Ohhhh you like them tall, dark and handsome too!! Yay!
Let's see ...
No Brad Pitt since we are both Team Aniston.
Vince Vaughn? He's a tall, funny guy and he's w/ our girl Jen!
How about some Matthew McConaughey? He's a Stetson man, you know?
Or David Beckham (aka Becks)?? Me likey some Becks!
I can share Nick and Joaquin w/ you ... do Tuesdays at 7:30 and/or 11:45 p.m. work w/ your schedule?
i am a big fan of Joaquin, so i wouldn't mind sharing him.
vince vaughn would be awesome, he
is very tall and very funny.
hmmm...let me think on this more... :)
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