Recent excerpts from conversations I've had with friends:
Carisa: So last night we were watching The Muppets and....
Olivia: I love that you just started a conversation saying you were watching The Muppets.
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Matt: You going on strike anytime soon? [he extends his hand] [as she goes to reach for it, he pulls it back]"Psych."
Olivia: Awesome. I need to incorporate the word Psych back into my vocabulary.
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Lee: What kind of wine should I bring? Should I bring any recreational drugs (i.e. meth or heroin)?
Olivia: Just bring cheap red wine so our teeth can turn purple.
Lee: I hope I can get the internet set up for you. If not, I will owe you one.
Olivia: If you don't get it set up, our friendship is over. And....I will steal your shoes. PSYCH!!
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