Yesterday I linked my blog onto a profile on Myspace.com. Now I have strangers wanting to be "my friend", which means they think we have something in common and they want to be able to chat with me online. This was an email I received yesterday from Pete. He wants to be "my friend". He makes me want to crawl out of my skin.
Dear Olivia...
...You're so gorgeous, i bet You have beautiful feet too...i would really do a lot just for the chance of having the priviledge to massage Your precious feet.
At the same time i know very well, that i probably would never get that chance, therefore i guess the best way to see or meet You or even touch You would be to transform myself into raindrops and simply fall on You someday hoping that You forget umbrella that day.
Please accept soft and sensuous kisses to Your feet,
Pete
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Well, I hate to say it, but you chose to put pictures and whatever information up, so...
It's now obvious that you must put up more info on your feet - maybe even some pictures of your lovely toes...
this is how unattractive my feet are:
1. They are a size 10 (that's huge)
2. I have 2 ankles on each feet, due to have zero arches (that's freaky)
3. This summer I tripped and ripped my toenail off (that's klutzy)
That is the best e-mail I have ever read.
I have had some stalker encounters in my life - but man that one takes the cake
~Nadia
George Carlin for President!
Been sitting here with my ass in a wad, wanting to speak out about the
bullshit going on in New Orleans. For the people of New Orleans...
First we would like to say, Sorry for your loss. With that said, Lets go
through a few hurricane rules: (Unlike an earthquake, we know it's coming)
#1. A mandatory evacuation means just that..Get the hell out. Don't blame
the Government after they tell you to go. If they hadn't said anything, I
can see the argument. They said get out... if you didn't, it's your fault,
not theirs. (We don't want to hear it, even if you don't have a car, you can
get out.)
#2. If there is an emergency, stock up on water and non-perishables. If you
didn't do this, it's not the Government's fault you're starving.
#2a. If you run out of food and water, find a store that has some.
(Remember, shoes, TV's, DVD's and CD's are not edible. Leave them alone.)
#2b. If the local store has been looted of food or water, leave your
neighbor's TV and stereo alone. (See # 2a) They worked hard to get their
stuff. Just because they were smart enough to leave during a mandatory
evacuation, doesn't give you the right to take their stuff...it's theirs,
not yours.
#3. If someone comes in to help you, don't shoot at them and then complain
no one is helping you. I'm not getting shot to help save some dumbass who
didn't leave when told to do so.
#4. If you are in your house that is completely under water, your belongings
are probably too far gone for anyone to want them. If someone does want
them, let them have them and hopefully they'll die in the filth. Just
leave!
(It's New Orleans, find a voodoo warrior and put a curse on them)
#5. My tax money should not pay to rebuild a 2 million dollar house, a
sports stadium or a floating casino. Also, my tax money shouldn't go to
rebuild a city that is under sea level. You wouldn't build your house on
quicksand would you? You want to live below sea-level, do your country some
good and join the Navy.
#6. Regardless of what the Poverty Pimps Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton want
you to believe, The US Government didn't create the Hurricane as a way to
eradicate the black people of New Orleans; (Neither did Russia as a way to
destroy America). The US Government didn't cause global warming that caused
the hurricane (We've been coming out of an ice age for over a million
years).
#7. The government isn't responsible for giving you anything. This is the
land of the free and the home of the brave, but you gotta work for what you
want. McDonalds and Wal-Mart are always hiring, get a damn job and stop
spooning off the people who are actually working for a living.
President Kennedy said it best...
"Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your
country."
Thank you for allowing me to rant.
Laine - I thought George swore more often? did you edit?
"Fuck that! I'm getting in the plane! Evil Kenevil can get on the plane!"
I do love me some George.
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