
Last night, Kurt and I realized it's just a matter of time before the paparazzi catch on to our relationship. We have observed how the photogs have treated Bennifer (Lopez), TomKat, and Bennifer (Gardner). So we felt it best to be proactive about the unavoidable future.
Therefore, we are offering up a poll. We would like to know what name you think best suites us. Now remember, t-shirts will be made of this, late night talk show hosts will refer to us with this, and this will be plastered all over every glossy magazine currently in print. Here are the options
A. Kuvia
B. Kurvia
C. McCacker
D. Pennycain
We are open to other suggestions, if you have them. Please leave a comment with your vote. Votes will be tallied at the end of the business day.
Thanks!