At first I had a stalker. Then she became my friend. Now I have become her stalker. And we are going to celebrate all of this over dinner, Sunday night. I am happy girl. :)
Thursday, October 13, 2005
Dinner Plans
At first I had a stalker. Then she became my friend. Now I have become her stalker. And we are going to celebrate all of this over dinner, Sunday night. I am happy girl. :)
King Pin
What is a Wednesday without a few strikes and gutters?
A big thanks goes out to Patrick for offering to be a sub on our team. **Please note his perfect form**
Our other sub, Ryan/Adam/Nancy, offered up his two cents on people who blog.
Him: "There are two types of people who blog: those who like being watched and those who want to be heard. Which one are you?"
Me: "Uhh...okay...I think it's my turn to bowl."
Wednesday, October 12, 2005
Porn
Last night I watched a documentary about porn.
Yesterday my mom sent me an email concerned about how my postings mostly show me drinking. And if a nice, young man were to come along and see my blog he would probably walk away because he would think I was a drunk. (These weren't her exact words, but you get the point.)
I figure this posting should scare away any and all respectable young men out there.
Actually the documentary was pretty interesting. A bit skewed, but aren't most of them? It did have an interview with Gloria Steinem, which was enlightening, along with Pro-porn people too. Linda Lovelace was one strange lady though. They painted her in a very poor light, which they probably felt was ok since she is dead and can't defend herself.
According to this film, though, she is unable to think for herself.
Tuesday, October 11, 2005
Monday, October 10, 2005
Rife
Rife, sorry in my drunken haze i forgot that you were in the room. this does not mean that I will marry Jarvis. I don't care how tall he is.
Friday, October 07, 2005
Wonderboy (and girl)
still friday, still drinking
but 6 of us are cammando
it will be a good night tonight!
no one is allowed to ask how we realized that 6 of us are sans undergarments. :)
also, I love the three photos I took of Brian after he did a shot. Priceless.
Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy
I'm at Brian's place with Prop, Jack, Meg, Melina, Adam, Brian, and Biiillllyyyy. FInishing off my third beer in less than 60 minutes. Taking lots of photos and having problems typing (thanks Jack for pointing out the obvious). :0
Yee-haw!!
Happy Birthday Ash!
It's Ashley's birthday, so we ventured to Chipotle to celebrate. Happy Birthday, Ash! Sshhhh...I promise not to tell anyone. :)
I'm Norwegian - so this is hilarious
WE ARE PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE LUTHERAN AIR IS NOW OPERATING FROM DULUTH
AIRPORT.
YA SHURE, YA BETCHA!
DIS IS DA LATEST AIR SERVICE TO SPROUT UP IN MINNYSOTA.
ALSO SERVING VISCONSIN, NORT AND SOUT DAKOTA.
If you are travelin soon, consider Lutran (Lutheran) Air, da no-frills
airline. You're all in da same boat on Lutran Air, where
flyin is a upliftin experience. Dere is no first class on any Lutran Air
flight.
Meals are potluck.
Rows 1-6, bring rolls;
7-15, bring a salad;
16-21, hot dish, and
22-30, a dessert.
Basses and tenors please sit in da rear of da aircraft.
Everyone is responsible for his or her own baggage.
All fares are by free will-offereing and da plane will not land 'til da
budget is met.
Pay attention to your flight attendant, who will acquaint you wit da
safety system aboard dis Lutran Air 599.
Okay den, listen up. I'm only gonna say dis vonce. In da event of a
sudden loss of cabin pressure, I am frankly going to be real surprised
and so vill Captain Olson, because we fly right around two tousand feet,
so loss of cabin pressure would probably mean da Second Coming or
something of dat nature, and I wouldn't bodar with doze liddle masks on
da rubber tubes. You're gonna have bigger tings to
worry about den dat. Just stuff doze back up in dair little holes
Probably da masks fell out because of turbulence which, to be honest wit
you, we're going to have quite a bit of at two tousand feet, sort a like
driving across a plowed field, but after a while you get used to it. In
da event of a water landing, I'd say forget it.
Start saying da Lord's Prayer and just hope you get to da part about
forgive us our sins as we forgive doze who sin against us, which some
people say "tresspass against us," which isn't right, but what can
you do?
Da use of cell phones on da plane is strictly forbidden, not because day
may confuse da plane's navigation system, which is seat of da pants all
da way. No, it's because cell phones are a pain in da
wazoo, and if God meant you to use a cell phone, He would have put your
mout on da side of your head.
We start lunch right about noon and it's buffet style with da coffee pot
up front. Den we'll have da hymn sing; hymnals are in da seat pocket in
front of you. Don't take yours wit you when you go or I am
going to be real upset and I am not kiddin!
Right now I'll say Grace.
"Come, Lord Jesus, be our guest and let deze gifts to us be blessed.
Fadar, Son, and Holy Ghost, may we land in Dulut or pretty close.
Amen!"
AIRPORT.
YA SHURE, YA BETCHA!
DIS IS DA LATEST AIR SERVICE TO SPROUT UP IN MINNYSOTA.
ALSO SERVING VISCONSIN, NORT AND SOUT DAKOTA.
If you are travelin soon, consider Lutran (Lutheran) Air, da no-frills
airline. You're all in da same boat on Lutran Air, where
flyin is a upliftin experience. Dere is no first class on any Lutran Air
flight.
Meals are potluck.
Rows 1-6, bring rolls;
7-15, bring a salad;
16-21, hot dish, and
22-30, a dessert.
Basses and tenors please sit in da rear of da aircraft.
Everyone is responsible for his or her own baggage.
All fares are by free will-offereing and da plane will not land 'til da
budget is met.
Pay attention to your flight attendant, who will acquaint you wit da
safety system aboard dis Lutran Air 599.
Okay den, listen up. I'm only gonna say dis vonce. In da event of a
sudden loss of cabin pressure, I am frankly going to be real surprised
and so vill Captain Olson, because we fly right around two tousand feet,
so loss of cabin pressure would probably mean da Second Coming or
something of dat nature, and I wouldn't bodar with doze liddle masks on
da rubber tubes. You're gonna have bigger tings to
worry about den dat. Just stuff doze back up in dair little holes
Probably da masks fell out because of turbulence which, to be honest wit
you, we're going to have quite a bit of at two tousand feet, sort a like
driving across a plowed field, but after a while you get used to it. In
da event of a water landing, I'd say forget it.
Start saying da Lord's Prayer and just hope you get to da part about
forgive us our sins as we forgive doze who sin against us, which some
people say "tresspass against us," which isn't right, but what can
you do?
Da use of cell phones on da plane is strictly forbidden, not because day
may confuse da plane's navigation system, which is seat of da pants all
da way. No, it's because cell phones are a pain in da
wazoo, and if God meant you to use a cell phone, He would have put your
mout on da side of your head.
We start lunch right about noon and it's buffet style with da coffee pot
up front. Den we'll have da hymn sing; hymnals are in da seat pocket in
front of you. Don't take yours wit you when you go or I am
going to be real upset and I am not kiddin!
Right now I'll say Grace.
"Come, Lord Jesus, be our guest and let deze gifts to us be blessed.
Fadar, Son, and Holy Ghost, may we land in Dulut or pretty close.
Amen!"
Thursday, October 06, 2005
My Mom is My Hero
and this is why...
for all you LOST fanatics out there, check out what my mom figured out:
540 days is exactly 18 months.
desmond has been there for 3 years
108/60= 1.8
1.8x60=108
108/24= 4.5
365/4.5=81.1
365/1.8=202.7
365/202.7=1.8
Dont try to figure out my math I left out some things
threfore desmond has pushed the button..... you guessed it
4,815,162,342 times or 4,8,15,16,23,42 the numbers
Game On!
The business Kuntry Kitchen is:
a) a bed and breakfast
b) a restaurant
c) a strip club
d) a porn shop
Which of the following statements brought about good in the world:
a) Read my lips!
b) Do you understand the words coming out of my mouth?
c) Listen. To the words. That I am saying!
d) None of the above
Tom Cruise is:
a) unable to have children (and yet Katie is somehow pregnant)
b) crazy
c) a homophobic jerk
d) all of the above
a) a bed and breakfast
b) a restaurant
c) a strip club
d) a porn shop
Which of the following statements brought about good in the world:
a) Read my lips!
b) Do you understand the words coming out of my mouth?
c) Listen. To the words. That I am saying!
d) None of the above
Tom Cruise is:
a) unable to have children (and yet Katie is somehow pregnant)
b) crazy
c) a homophobic jerk
d) all of the above
The Lebowskis Strike Back!
Bowling season started up last night. Some highlights of the evening were:
1. My new name is The Queen of the 9s
2. The 8th frame is the "Dana Frame"
3. For Noel, every frame is the "Dana Frame"
4. Mark - we were watching! we swear!!
5. Stephanie got a turkey!
6. Happy Birthday to Beth!
Wednesday, October 05, 2005
Quotes from Today
in no particular order, my afternoon has consisted of the following:
"I need lots of beer, right now." -Olivia
"Whaa??" - Laine
"I don't know why I am sitting like this." -Ashley
"I need tequila" - Laine
"I need lots of beer, right now." -Olivia
"Whaa??" - Laine
"I don't know why I am sitting like this." -Ashley
"I need tequila" - Laine
For Pete's Sake
Yesterday I linked my blog onto a profile on Myspace.com. Now I have strangers wanting to be "my friend", which means they think we have something in common and they want to be able to chat with me online. This was an email I received yesterday from Pete. He wants to be "my friend". He makes me want to crawl out of my skin.
Dear Olivia...
...You're so gorgeous, i bet You have beautiful feet too...i would really do a lot just for the chance of having the priviledge to massage Your precious feet.
At the same time i know very well, that i probably would never get that chance, therefore i guess the best way to see or meet You or even touch You would be to transform myself into raindrops and simply fall on You someday hoping that You forget umbrella that day.
Please accept soft and sensuous kisses to Your feet,
Pete
Dear Olivia...
...You're so gorgeous, i bet You have beautiful feet too...i would really do a lot just for the chance of having the priviledge to massage Your precious feet.
At the same time i know very well, that i probably would never get that chance, therefore i guess the best way to see or meet You or even touch You would be to transform myself into raindrops and simply fall on You someday hoping that You forget umbrella that day.
Please accept soft and sensuous kisses to Your feet,
Pete
Tuesday, October 04, 2005
In From San Fran
Sadia came to Chicago this weekend. It was awesome that Becky came too! The evening consisted of checking out Dustin's art at Serches, chat-chat-chat, and Flash Taco on the 6 corners at 3:30am. Good times...
Monday, October 03, 2005
Don't Waste the Pretty
My friend Sadia made a very bold move this weekend, and I am so proud of her for having the courage to finally speak up. She told Dustin that she had feelings for him. He responded by saying he didn't want to hurt their friendship.
That sucks.
I spent Saturday night re-reading "He's Just Not That Into You" and there is a whole chapter on "He's just not that into you if he is using the I-don't-want-to-hurt-our-friendship excuse". I also stumbled across the chapter on "He's just not that into you if he's not calling you" and the chapter on "He's just not that into you if he's not asking you out on dates".
Then I put the put the book down.
Sadia is one of the most beautiful persons I have ever met in my life. She is an extremely intelligent, creative, positive, and absolutely hilarious person. There is a reason why she has friends in every city in the world! I don't understand why men don't see these incredible qualities in her. Hell, I don't understand why men don't see all the incredible qualities in all of my girlfriends. I hear my friends talk about how they hate being single and I shake my head at the thought that they still are single! How can they not have been snatched up by now?!
I hope Sadia knows how much she means to me and that every day I am grateful to have her in my life. And the same goes for Precious, Leah, Ann, Annie, Ashley, Andrea, Sarah, and Juli. I wish my love for all of you filled up that space where a guy is missing. But in the meantime, I will keep buying rounds of strong beer and splitting Flash Taco at 4:30am until that guy comes along.
Cheers, my love!
That sucks.
I spent Saturday night re-reading "He's Just Not That Into You" and there is a whole chapter on "He's just not that into you if he is using the I-don't-want-to-hurt-our-friendship excuse". I also stumbled across the chapter on "He's just not that into you if he's not calling you" and the chapter on "He's just not that into you if he's not asking you out on dates".
Then I put the put the book down.
Sadia is one of the most beautiful persons I have ever met in my life. She is an extremely intelligent, creative, positive, and absolutely hilarious person. There is a reason why she has friends in every city in the world! I don't understand why men don't see these incredible qualities in her. Hell, I don't understand why men don't see all the incredible qualities in all of my girlfriends. I hear my friends talk about how they hate being single and I shake my head at the thought that they still are single! How can they not have been snatched up by now?!
I hope Sadia knows how much she means to me and that every day I am grateful to have her in my life. And the same goes for Precious, Leah, Ann, Annie, Ashley, Andrea, Sarah, and Juli. I wish my love for all of you filled up that space where a guy is missing. But in the meantime, I will keep buying rounds of strong beer and splitting Flash Taco at 4:30am until that guy comes along.
Cheers, my love!
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